pokedex 591

sus pokemon

pokedex 591:

player 1: Amoonguss

player 2: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by bignus May 5, 2021

Giving Pond

To ejaculate into a woman's belly button

"Yo dude i was totally giving pond to that chick last night"

ex. ejaculating into a woman's belly button

by JSAIPDAWBJRV May 19, 2009

A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

Ponderkin

A young individual that seems to ponder over a number of situations. Can also look confused or lifeless when thinking, or even sleeping.

"Oi you little ponderkin, what you thinking about?"

"Ahh you a sleeping ponderkin?"

by ajw711 April 19, 2009

amelia pond

Amelia Jessica "Amy" Pond - sometimes styled Amelia Williams after her marriage - was the first companion of the Doctor in his eleventh incarnation. She was the girlfriend and later wife of nurse Rory Williams, and the mother of Melody Pond, who later became known as River Song. Amy died aged 87 at some point prior to 2012 after allowing a Weeping Angel to send her back in time, hoping to be reunited with her husband. She was buried beside Rory in a graveyard in New York.

Who was the 11 doctor first companion?
Amelia pond and later Rory

by Skyler Hale October 30, 2015

pond scum

One you would consider a very primitive life form. A person without principles or morals. A useless person. Lower than wood tick and perhaps silghtly higher than whale shit.

By her recent official actions one might conclude that she is only slightly better than pond scum.

by sidelock October 24, 2004