politics

A permanent flamewar. Includes edit wars on laws and bills, name calling, badmouthing other people, and other gratuitous foolishness.
LOL, Newt Gingrich is such a troll. Of course, he engages in politics.
by Ricky the Nudnik February 06, 2012
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A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.
Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.
by Ren Tsune October 19, 2012
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The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.
by Not Proud to be an American April 24, 2003
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A vast leftwing conspiracy.
by Bobzilla June 03, 2005
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Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed
politics is raping you up the bunghole
by fuck the NWO October 08, 2005
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Dude #1: Hey Dude #2, aren't politics fun and interesting?

Dude #2: No.

Ron Simmons: .....DAMN!!
by Noobmuncher3000 May 17, 2007
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Poli:Many

Ticks:blood-sucking paracites
politics are such blood-sucking parsites man!
by quadracorn July 13, 2011
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