Ploff

To ploff. To fall asleep immediately when you are exhausted.

I wanted to see the movie but I ploffed as soon as it started.

by Two ploffers February 12, 2015

plonk

rhyming slang for cheap white wine.

bottle of blanc (white) = plonk

bring some plonk.
bring a bottle of plonk.

by cat rose of October 19, 2007

Plouffe

The ability to disappear in a flash, leaving only a smile behind.....like the Cheshire cat.

I blinked, and "Plouffe!!" he was gone with a smile.

by witchiwoman February 6, 2010

Plouffe

When a female ejects air through her vagina, similar to passing gas from the anus. These are also known as a quief. The name comes from Minnesota Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.

Last night, I freaked out when my wife started to Plouffe during sex.

by I'm Klaus Hergesheimer September 8, 2012

Ploft

A trapped turd

I can feel a big ploft pushing hard on my anus

by Boost October 19, 2012

plonker

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

by deepcoveruk February 3, 2003

Plont

To upload data from your personal computer to a server.

"Please plont this weeks assigment."

"Wow! great picture, man! Plont it!"

by Del Kuk February 14, 2007