Plan the parade

An expression used in sports when a team makes positive trades or acquires players which make the team a championship contender. The parade in reference refers to the Stanley Cup parade through Toronto that was planned after the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NHL acquired star forward Phil Kessel.

The phrase is often used sarcastically.

"Leafs have clinched a playoff spot!"
"Don't plan the parade yet"

by Fixing May 5, 2017

Hatch a plan

The act of "Hatching a plan". As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.

Let's hatch a plan of how to fullfil our goals.

by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

Care Plan

1)A bull shit assignment given to nursing students who have a lot of better things to do. Professors give these when they know the students don't have the time for it. Usually consists of at least 20 nursing diagnosis, and complete bull shit.

Joe: Fuck, i got this 20 page care plan to do.

Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.

by AliceBobCarol March 6, 2009

God’s Plan

A phrase used to describe a good, lucky, or fortunate situation. This is used in reference to Drake’s song, God’s Plan.

Person 1: I was at the grocery store and was short 25 cents, but the lady behind me noticed and gave me a quarter.

Person 2: God’s Plan!

by panda.express September 5, 2018

El plan

A manifesto in which an Asturian god tell us how he will become 3 time world champion

El plan will be real in 2022

by MagicNano November 22, 2021

Plan B

When' Plan A' did not work, you gotta go for 'plan B'. So basically it means the next plan after plan a is successful or a failure.

Boi 1: Dude our plan did not work
Boi 2: think it's time for plan B.

by Goldey the brilliant November 30, 2021

Failure to plan is planning to fail!

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.

Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

by gravedog February 2, 2010