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sexy girl that smokes pot gets high and fucks her crush
piper is hot
piper by fhvskhfdb June 13, 2018
Annoying person with a tendency toward radical mood-swings. Enjoys licking the dust off of dirty window blinds. Smells like mold.
Dude, if you ever see me with a piper, shoot me in the ear.
Piper by Chopper'smom February 15, 2010
One who has a significantly lower intelligence level than most. Common problems include inability to react or respond to clever jokes. See pea-brain
That was such a piper thing to do!
Only someone as piper as you wouldn't get it.
Don't be such a piper.
piper by misonimous March 29, 2009
female/gross/fat/ugly/rude. doesn't care about others. seeks unneeded attention all the time. drug head. inconsiderate. bipolar. two faced. not trustworthy or responsible. horrible friend. complete hoe-bag, skank/whore/slut; mother fucking cheater and pathological liar; stealer of boyfriends; total weirdo; soon-to-be prostitute (grade-a prostitute in training); Cock sucker of all kind; at least 99.2% chance of having STDs; willing to hook-up (or have sexual intercourse) with anything that walks... or crawls; terrible in bed. failure in life.
Ew. That girl is such a Piper. Dude, don't touch her or you will get major cooties.
Piper by tabcapslockshift November 21, 2010
a jerkface who is conceded and rude. she isnt nice and she is never nice nor helpful. you cannot trust a Piper she will let you down. She isnt funny and loves to Be with Aundrea's but cant be one. Even though she wants 2 be.
Aundrea: hey I am having a bad day someone was very rude to me
Elizaberth: was it a Piper
Aundrea: ya!
Piper by marcalene220 October 27, 2011
A respectable being, thicc asab, but she high key a hoe.
Damn that guy is more than a hoe than piper
DAMMMNNNNNNN
Piper by SPEEDSKRRRTER November 8, 2019