1 definition by tabcapslockshift

female/gross/fat/ugly/rude. doesn't care about others. seeks unneeded attention all the time. drug head. inconsiderate. bipolar. two faced. not trustworthy or responsible. horrible friend. complete hoe-bag, skank/whore/slut; mother fucking cheater and pathological liar; stealer of boyfriends; total weirdo; soon-to-be prostitute (grade-a prostitute in training); Cock sucker of all kind; at least 99.2% chance of having STDs; willing to hook-up (or have sexual intercourse) with anything that walks... or crawls; terrible in bed. failure in life.
Ew. That girl is such a Piper. Dude, don't touch her or you will get major cooties.
by tabcapslockshift November 19, 2010
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