phumping

Perspective humping. When you line up with another person and pretend like you are humping them through the use of forced perspective. Usually best when caught on camera.

At zentalklaugh, when Jon wasn't looking, Frank starting phumping him when he bent over to check the calendar.

by Joezen777 August 11, 2010

phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy's head hit the pillow with a phumph.

by Mr Phumph December 12, 2016

Plumpy

Playfully - Grumpy. To be mad in a goofy fashion

Why are you being plumpy?

by Zinthis December 30, 2016

plumpydumplin's

Large finished buds from your huge marijuana plant. A plump finished flower or fruit.

Stoner #1:"Hey I am going into the grow room to trim some plumpydumplin's from that Og Kush plant so we can cure them for some yum yum smokage!"
Stoner #2: " Sounds good bro, I am definitely down for some plumydumplin's later for sure."

by oartifacts October 8, 2017

Pumpy

A puffer jacket that is particularly large or over-sized. The coat's exterior is comprised of a number of puffy sections that are separated by seams and are filled with down or a synthetic material that is intended to provide warmth to the wearer. It is particularly seen to be worn in parts of outer London.

David Beckham: You see my new pumpy bro?
Simon Cowell: That's a big ting brudda.

by IronPumpy November 12, 2017

pumpy slit

when you’re an emo feminist that likes Lil Pump

Hey emo kid, you’re a pumpy slit

by AttackBird December 15, 2017

pumpy

The front seat of a car shotgun

I call pumpy lil bitch.

by kkkinzie April 17, 2018