Favorite insult of "Catcher in the Rye" protagonist Holden Caulfield. Source of great anger to anyone who subjects themselves to Mr. Caulfield's rambling, circuitous narration.
by bruh17777 May 5, 2021
Get the Phonymug. by Hewo123 August 20, 2021
Get the Phonymug. A phony high is when your friends think you were smoking or are stoned but have actually not smoked at all. Symptoms of a phony high can include but are not limited to: Bloodshot eyes (often due to a lack of sleep or crying), watery eyes (often caused by discomfort of the eye, or again, crying because we all are secretly emo kids), mild hysteria (maybe you're just tired...) and many more symptoms that other stoners have been known to have.
p1: Is that girl high?
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.
p2: She is sure looks like it..
p3: Nahhh, that's a phony high. She doesn't smoke.
by TheWanderingCarrot April 20, 2017
Get the Phony Highmug. 
by Shayna16 April 12, 2019
Get the Phonymug.