Fat-a-phobic

A person (typically a male) who adamitely avoids fat chicks who have muffin tops, cottage cheese and fat flaps aka belly rolls, aka belly vaginas, and hot dog packs on their necks.

People who are Fat-a-phobic tend to avoid at all costs fat people, and have a genuine distate for them. They find fat people appauling, disgusting, and generally worth dying quick and painfull deaths.

"no fat chicks for me, im fat-a-phobic."

"He won't fuck me, he's fat-a-phobic." (Hattie)(Generic Mexican)

by Captain Average April 2, 2009

phoning

A social phenomena occurring when a group of two or more people, who should be socializing, are all on their phones resulting in a momentary or prolonged silence.

I should be talking to my girlfriend over dinner, but instead she is instagramming on her iphone and i am defining "phoning" on urbandictionary.com. What a date. #phoning #2016

When the conversation slowed to a lull, we started phoning and pretended like we didn't know each other.

When I looked up from sending a text I realized all 7 of us were phoning and no one was talking.

"Look at that couple phoning over there. I wonder if they are sexting each other."

by machinegroup September 7, 2016

Femi-phobic

A word used to describe someone afraid of feminists or women in general.

He calls women femi-nazis because he's femi-phobic.

by George the Dude October 12, 2008

phonecrastinate

To put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number.

I hate phone solicitation...so much so in fact, that phonecrastination is a way of life for me now.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Durian-Phobic

The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.

E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic

by WhoAmI?IamBartMan December 18, 2010

PHONICATE

A slang term for having phone sex.

So (insert name) the new woman your talking to open to talking about sex on the telephone? Have you two phonicated yet?

by Rodent!! December 24, 2010

Twilight-Phobic

A person who is scared of all things to do with Twilight

Javi is so twilight-phobic that he can't even hear the word "Twilight" without freaking out.

by Shandi0104 December 17, 2008