phase four effect

The effect that makes women look attractive when they really aren't. Also causes lapses in judgement and a false sense of pride. Most severe cases are found in Monterey, CA

i can't believe i slept with that 400 lbs one eyed broad with the moustache... phase four effect must have struck me

by sad soldier PF00111 September 23, 2011

phase two'ed

When you first phase one someone ( giving them the idea you want to be with them), then icing them out for as long as it takes (days, months, or years).

Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like

"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"

or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.

Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.

phase two'ed: the act in which you mindfuck them into doing what you want them to

"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"

by brooklyngirl1996 December 12, 2016

Phase II

A supemental wipe of one's ass when residue in the anal canal that's not easily accessible during phase I (inital wipe after a poop) gets moist and seeps out the asshole requiring a 'phase II', usually performed with a baby wipe back to front.

Hey Dustin, I pooped about an hour ago and now my asshole is beginning to itch and feel kinda moist. I'm gonna go Phase II.

by #ihatetheburbs June 13, 2021

Gabby Phase

The period of time when your crush doesn't text back after you poured your heart out to her, admitting your love through a multi-paragraph text.

"Has she texted back yet?"
"No, and its been three days."
"Three days? Damn she's in the Gabby phase."

by Blackout1039 November 18, 2016

Prince Phase

The phase someone goes through when they believe they are better than someone else or a group of people for a couple weeks. This includes all rules of the silent treatment. The phase breaks when they are bored and want something from you.

Kade is going through another prince phase. It won’t last long though, he’s been craving Jessica’s nudes.

by Jonnyboy21 October 5, 2017

s - phase

when you start to feel a mix of horniness and excitment from your allocated senpai.

"omg she was walking down the hallway with her senpai and she was lowkey in s - phase"

(S-phase person): "omg uwu senpai you make me so emoshi and creami thx." "can i have kwisses and cwuddles pwease kitten"

by Shaonika March 20, 2022

Poaser nun

A poaser nun is also known as a sister. Poaser nuns can get married and wear regular chothes. Poaser nuns usually consist of a lesiban haircut , is usually fat , teaches catholic school and lastly they are huge bitches. Poaser nuns can get married because they need the dick.

Young catholic school kid : "Sister Ann why dont you wear a black veil"? Sister ann : " Because my child i am a poaser nun and i need dick"!

by Nunt April 26, 2011