peyton manning

See choker. One who chokes.

There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.

by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 15, 2006

peyton manning

A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.

Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.

by NaoNao February 6, 2008

Peyton

Peyton is a very smart girl . She have lots of friends. She is so so cute and fine. Everybody love Peyton. She is like the best girl you know. She love basketball 🏀 a lot.

Peyton as a big butt and she got some haters and a lot of friends. She got sisters and brother that love her and she love them ❤️💛🖤💚❣️💙💕💜💞💝💘💖💗💓💜💙💚💛❤️🖤❣️.

by Peypey savage March 23, 2017

Peyton Pasta

When a man with a bowl cut is engaging in oral sex, and cums in the receiver's mouth, while she has uncooked spaghetti strands in her mouth. The receiver will then soak the spaghetti in the man's semen and then spit it into a pot. The cumghetti will then be cooked for 6-8 minutes and served with meatballs, garlic bread, and Ragu. Then, the bowl-hair cutted man will then piss in the spaghetti, and then feed it to his family as a scrumptious family dinner. Delish!

"You got any ideas for what to make the kids to dinner?"
"Yeah they've been real assholes lately, let's make them Peyton Pasta."

by TheMilkyMeta March 27, 2016

Peyton Manning

Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.

Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.

by Amit G October 19, 2006

Peyton

Peyton is one of the best person to be a friend with. She is quiet, but noticing the world around her. She loves drawing and can get creative in active learning. She is a free willing person and doesn't listen to haters. She cares about her friends deeply and tries her best to notice their emotions. She can brighten your face and turn that frown upside down. With her upcoming relationships, she will need a push, and even a little help. She does not share her emotions often, but will say a lot of things that come to her mind. Peyton's are highly intelligent, gentle, brave, shy, protective, honest, humorous, and beautiful. She will go out of her way to help a friend in need. Don't worry, she is on the side of the angels but is not always innocent. Be careful though, Peyton's will volunteer at almost anything.

Person 1: Who's that girl who just helped me with all my problems?
Person 2: Oh that was Peyton, she is such a sweetheart.

by Putumy October 13, 2017

peyton

best person ever

peyton id the best

by faeSGZRdhtxjykfugilh;ojpk[l June 13, 2018