pedosexual

A made up word that sick pervs use to justify wanting to have sex with children. Only the most sick and twisted people use this word.

Andy thinks that it is perfectly fine to want to screw children and calls himself a pedosexual.

by P-jfan February 6, 2005

Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

by BigToe3 February 18, 2011

Pedoshark

Someone who seeks to enjoy the fishbait you catch on the ocean waves of the interwebz, being lead on by the so-called jail bait that you assume are of legal age of consent. Then you get lied to and find out you're the gullible moron who fell prey to people who act like undercover cops and/or trolls posing as underaged teens or preteens, you get hooked line and sinked into the trap.

If you're too stupid to figure that out then you're taking a huge risk to pursue jailbait booty from a fake person with a fake picture and profile of someone who looks like they're 18, but happens to be law enforcement undercover or a troll. Then you may be the next pedoshark to end up on the shark fin soup menu.

Underaged Girl: Hey thurr handsome!

Old fart: Do you like popsicles? I fetch you one, you look purrdy, are you 18 yrs old yet?

Underaged Girl Decoy: I swear I'm 18, but don't call me jailbait, because I'm really a 16 yr old decoy and an undercover cop exposing pedosharks like you!

Random Troll: Hahahahaha you loser, get your pervert ass in jail!

Old fart: Fuck, I got hooked line and sinked! Shit...my fins!

by TheBoyInTheHood February 23, 2013

pendoly

A word only the highly intelligent can understand. PENDOLY replaces “yeah” or “yes”

Bob:wanna go eat
Josh:PENDOLY

Bob:wtf

by Deguywhocool December 25, 2017

Peniosis

He has peniosis.
Peniosis is also known as a fishing rod penis.
When being with someone with peniosis there is a fear it will get stuck as for it is bent.

Ellie only likes calam because he has peniosis

by iloveturtles6969 March 7, 2019

peadostar123

this is the name of a youtuber named vik and

his know for touching kids

i think viktor is turning into peadostar123

by jj is the best black youtuber April 14, 2019

pedostani

A minority group of Asian men who are over represented in UK paedophilia.

It was no Shock that the groomers where of Pedostani heritage.

by Israel victorious March 24, 2022