Pester

A religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 19, 2021

Pester

A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment

by Sir. B January 25, 2021

Pesterize

1. Acting like a pest.

2.When someone(s) are pokeing at your nerves.

All my ex-boyfriend knows how to do is pesterize me.

by DIablosPrIncess November 20, 2021

Peeters

She is the owner of a famous kachelwinkel. Usually giggling and making jokes. When u think about a Peeters, you instantly have to think about their big balls. She is leader of the tits-community and she never fails to make you laugh. A Peeters is inferior to the much more evolved species called ‘Amer’.

Someone: Omg I think it’s a peeters in the wild.
You: yes you can recognise them by their huge balls

by bigdickAMER November 22, 2021

Peeters

A peeters is the owner of a famous kachelwinkel. They are usually found in the wild and their signature sound is giggling. When you think about a peeters, you instantly have to think about their enormous mommy-milkers, since they are leaders of the tits-community. They usually mate with little lads who love berries and cream. The peeters are inferior to the much more evolved species called ‘amer’.

Person 1: OMG! Is that a Peeters in the wild?
Person 2: yes! You can recognize them by their mommy-milkers.

by bigdickAMER November 22, 2021

Pesterchum

Pesterchum is an erotic role-play themed IRC chat client based on a fictional client of the same name in Homestuck, a semi-popular webcomic.
On Pesterchum, users can enter "memos" and chat or role-play with other users in real time. Everybody uses this for sexual reasons, because they are all freaks.
Some notable users are "pissVriska", "voreTerezi", and "cumGamzee", all of which are the most degenerate of them all.

EB: oh, hey dave! can you believe people still unironically use pesterchum?
TG: shut the fuck up john nobody gives a shit
CT: D --> I am very much enjoying this e%quisite erotic musclebeast role-play.

by cubicSimulation February 8, 2022

Peepster

A Black Shadow That Goes Crazy In A Store During The Night.

"Did That Peepster Walked in The Store Last Night?" said the young boy.

by Goanimateflogs 289 words exist July 5, 2022