wild pause

When your friend says some gay shit

Friend 1: Can we try something new later?
Friend 2: Ayo! Wild pause.

by clubpenguinwaslit December 11, 2018

texticular pause

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.

Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"

by salamiprototype December 08, 2009

Brookes' Pause

To pause or decrease volume between the words 'Oxford' and 'Brookes' to suggest you are at the University of Oxford not Oxford Brookes.

Jim used the Brookes' Pause when chatting up a girl.

by rsloch March 03, 2007

Rappers Pause

When a rapper pauses instead of saying "like" or "Like a", then resuming

With Rappers Pause (RP)- I Keep her runnin back and forward (RP) soccer team- lil wayne

Without Rapper Pause- I keep her runnin back and forward like a soccer team- lil wayne

by Frostmatic April 08, 2010

Pregnant Pause

Delay in speech used to give one time to consider the consequences of a statement.

John took the microphone and asked Sarah to marry him. There was a pregnant pause while he, and the 3000-strong audience, waited for an answer.

or

Cars cause pollution that cause global warming..... (pregnant pause).... so when we need a pint of milk, maybe we should walk the 1/4 mile to the store instead of driving!

by MichelleM September 30, 2006

Pause and toss

To pause a regular movie to a sex scene and masturbate

Pause the movie and toss

My boyfriend likes to pause and toss to the sex scene in Monsters Ball with Hally Berry

by FoxyGrandMom November 21, 2008

Pause porn

While online gaming and surfing porn simultaneously, what you do so as to not get kicked out of a game when the other gamers complain of you being laggy - pausing the streaming porn movie or download so you can pick it up later without losing the story line or the download. A side benefit of pause porn is that you can alway alt+tab your way over to the paused porn for a quick "sneek peek" when the gaming goes through a boring patch...

Dude, you're so laggy, either leave or pause porn please!

by Monte B December 01, 2007