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Locksmith on phone to Security Operations Centre: "I'm pleased to inform you that we have finished converting all your door locks to password boxes". SOC Manager: "yeah thanks, they are both just as useful as each other" *hangs up*. CEO walks in and overhearing the question asks aloud "Why haven't we made 2 factor compulsory for all password boxes yet", and then everyone in the SOC runs from the room.
by CompSciFutures February 26, 2023
When you sign up on multiple websites but can't utilize them again because you keep forgetting your passwords.
I really wanted to make that life sized paper avatar on instructables.com but couldn't get the instructions because I was suffering from a serious case of password hemorrhage.
by mcjennifer7 March 24, 2011
The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.
"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."
by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025
The most ridiculously difficult game you will ever play, on a website called neal.fun. Dark souls has no shit on this game. I would never force my worst enemies to play this game, even that is far too cruel a punishment. You must make a password that involves guessing a country feeding a virtual pet chicken constantly, and solving that one damn puzzle game called wordle for some reason. Very few people have actually
by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover August 17, 2023
recommended passwords aren't recommended by me
Google recommends this password.
47ryfhcfjdix8usiozixucyd
Google recommends this password.
47ryfhcfjdix8usiozixucyd
by Power476 April 12, 2021
Friend 1: "Dude what's you password for your profile, i need to upload this pic"
Friend 2:"I'm not telling you!"
Friend 1: "What are you afraid I'll do something to your profile?"
Friend 2: "No....O.O"
Friend 1: "Password prude."
Friend 2:"I'm not telling you!"
Friend 1: "What are you afraid I'll do something to your profile?"
Friend 2: "No....O.O"
Friend 1: "Password prude."
by Tickleboosterz52 January 27, 2012