battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.

"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."

by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011

Paranoid

The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"

by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

Popcorn Paranoia

Pertaining to theater employees. When an employee prematurely cleans the popcorn popper, then worries later on about running out of popcorn for the later showings of films and having to start up the popper, then clean it a second time at the end of the night.

Shawn: Whoa--what's wrong with Lauren?

Joel: She cleaned the popper and now thinks we'll have to start it to make more later and she doesn't want to clean it again.

Shawn: Sounds like a bad case of popcorn paranoia to me.
Lauren: OH GOD!!!

by snack_bloke August 29, 2009

paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences

i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator

by FightinIrish July 10, 2005

paranoia

Pretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room.

by auaiomrn April 1, 2003

padunkle

extension of the game padiddle; called when a player spots a car with a tail light out instead of a headlight.

a group of people are playing padiddle and come upon a car with a tail light out..

person 1:(spots car with light out) "PADUNKLE!"
person 2, 3, 4...(removes article of clothing)

by Meesa December 7, 2006

ParanoidB

The finest Drongo in the lands plus he can rip dvds! Craze!

(@ParanoidB) lemme talkjt my drunken sluir to him

by readerr0r January 25, 2004