Youtube Parrot

A person who watches Youtube videos all day long, to only start quoting the lines they hear from the videos. These can be quotes are usually from comedic movie or game reviews and this person would take it seriously. The person would then use what they heard in jokes, arguments, or just wanting to say it. The repeats can continue for weeks after watching the video which can be due to the person watching the same video over and over again.

If one were to hang out with this person be prepare to start hearing a constant line of quotes the one might not even care about.

Youtube Parrot - {Insert quote from video here}

Cool Guy - Anyway I got free tickets to the stadium next week

YT Parrot - that's cool {Insert quote from video here - but interrupted}

Cool Guy - Listen I don't care what time do we meet up?

YT Parrot - I don't know you pick {Insert quote from video here}

Cool Guy - *sigh* Why do I hang out with you?

YT Parrot - meh, GOD how FFXIV sucks! I rather {Insert quote from FFXIV comedy review video here}

Cool Guy - Did you ever play it?

YT Parrot - No

Cool Guy - Then Shut Up

by The Cool Guy 8) October 14, 2011

parrot

n. An annoying little know-it-all who, in reality, knows little to nothing. They merely sit in class, take word-for-word notes (often in very neat or girly handwriting), and learn nothing, not allowing they're mind to wander and form its own thoughts, but to wallow in the mundane of that which has already been said. They, however, do wonderfully on class assignments, homework, and tests that require no individual thought because they delve so thoroughly into the cliché. They are so-named because they are very good a mimicing what a teacher just taught back to him via class discussion or, more commonly, essays.

Teacher: So, does anybody have any thoughts about the character Simon in The Lord of the Flies?
Parrot: I think he's a Christ-like figure because he goes off and prays and doesn't want people to fight anymore.
Teacher: Right, then, let me rephrase. Anybody with any original thoughts?

by EmersonienEra September 13, 2008

The Parrot

The goal of the parrot is for the man to set his full package (testicles, scrotum, and penis) upon an unsuspecting partners shoulders, just like a pirate. With the testes acting as the body and the penis acting as the head of the parrot. The man can add phrases such as; "Braaak, Polly wants a cracker"; "Yaarrgh"; "I want to plunder your booty" and so on.

"After I showered, I was looking for my hairbrush in the cabinet under the sink and my husbands parrot landed on my shoulder."

"I gave my wife the parrot and said that she looked just like Blueballs the Pirate."

by telemarker August 15, 2009

Fag Parrot

A sexual position in which one of the homosexual's sits on the other homosexual's shoulder like a parrot would. The fag then inserts his penis into the homosexuals ear....

Doug: Hey Cutie, can i fag parrot you?
Miller: No way! I couldn't hear for a weak after the last one....

by WingJingMai April 15, 2010

The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017

Harry Parrot

When a man places his cock and balls on another persons shoulder from behind.

Did you see Frank give Lisa a harry parrot yesterday?

by Slyred April 18, 2008

Parrot

Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.

"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."

by Me February 18, 2004