1. Most often used to mean sexual exploit with an ex to PROVE (once and for all mind you) that you either still have it...or have gotten better at it.
2. Sex with anyone just to prove you "can".
2. Sex with anyone just to prove you "can".
He looks pretty good these days...I might have to proof fuck his ass tonight!
I bet I can fuck that...I'll prove it.
I bet I can fuck that...I'll prove it.
by Miss President June 22, 2007
Get the proof fuck mug.When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.
I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.
by thenewregime August 6, 2010
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A very big fat dumb bird. Some people can be paroots. (Paroots are mythical creatures that do not exist in the wild, so don't expect to see them).
by Anongus March 1, 2022
Get the Paroot mug.Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof.
by Lorenzo J T May 5, 2009
Get the goggle-proof. mug.Making an environment as safe as possible, such as only having pillows and foam in a room, or at least keeping drugs out of kids reach.
Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"
Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"
Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"
Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
by JJP770 August 4, 2009
Get the Kitten proofing mug.Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.
1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
by Al Benedict December 3, 2010
Get the Ninja Proofing mug.A female of any dissent, who refers to the use of improperly inserting a weave to the top of their head. The extensions from the weave seem to protrude greatly from one's roots, thus creating an alien shaped affect, similiar to the likes of Predator. With such lift and body, the hair seems to serve as a means of protection, such as teflon abilities to block stray bullets. Therefore, for safety precautions, you may want to have at least one friend with a Bullet Proof Wig.
by Weavalicious July 17, 2007
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