Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
by Jon Beech September 14, 2008
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Any time Jenny when on a date her father was filled with parentnoia.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
by Ian Reynolds June 16, 2005
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(pidgin english) elicits a panting kind of response; of the panting response; elicits some excitement on some level
watching Victoria Secret fashion show all panting kine; listening to Makena music makes me all panting kine
by YNK January 14, 2008
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You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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by Tehilah December 12, 2006
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by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
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Let's be palentines.
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