parsimoanious

"Crying poor mouth" in long drawn-out wails and whines, in an effort to deceive others into thinking dat you're "barely scraping by", when in reality you're merely a tightwad who actually has adequate assets to live/behave reasonably.

People who live in fancy houses and drive luxury cars are probably just being parsimoanious if they sorrowfully sigh dat they lack sufficient funds to provide occasional minor assistance to less-fortunate fellow humans.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023

parsimony

When the parser you are writing keeps producing most obvious error messages or error messages that are obviously wrong. Also spelt pars_mony

I say old chap that parser you wrote has the parsimony property.

by neer do well July 31, 2023

parDICKular

when a girl is particular regarding dick size

My friend is a little parDICKular!

by MARGARET CHOW September 16, 2023

Pardic

PAR-DIK
Within a situation: When there are too many choices to choose from.

Her rather pardic situation lead her to leave the store

by ASD.LOADING... October 3, 2023

pardickulates

Small particles in the air (usually from males named Brad, Mitch, or Christian) that contain essence of dick. Side effects of inhilation may include but are not limited to;
Becoming a gay
Slobbing knob
69ing the homies
An uncultured attraction to not being swole
Mild headaches

"I developed a cough yesterday."
"OH, hopefully you didn't inhale any pardickulates. Do you taste penis?"
"... maybe."

by Ichigo the hallowfied December 21, 2023

pardiv

The most handsome, friendly and funny boy. The person who's name is pardiv they are truly attractive, loving and the most awesome one to be selected as your friend or partner . They are so friendly and the perfect one,they have lots of ego and attitude but also the kind hearted ones ... who ever gets them they could be considered as one of the lucky person.

Guy1: could we be friends??

Pardiv: how about best friends??

by Pragati November 23, 2023

pardiv

They are the most handsome, friendly and awesome boys. The person who's name is pardiv they are truly attractive, handsome and the best one to be selected as friend or partner. They are very helpful , caring and loyal ones... They have egos and attitude in another level but also the kind hearted ones... whoever gets them, They could be considered as one of the lucky person

Guy 1 : you looks so friendly ... could we be friends pardiv??
Pardiv: how about best friends ??

by Pragati November 23, 2023