Healthy paranoia

Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.

I call it healthy paranoia! Tootles

by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020

Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.

Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"

by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011

Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.

I'm on my paranoid period today.

by Ellie b May 10, 2014

Paranoid lesbian theory

For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.

“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”

by Jlo13 March 18, 2018

Paranoying

The act of causing another to feel paranoid.
An informal term, this is not a real word.

Stop it, dude you're paranoying me.

by Stevef1310 October 19, 2018

paranoid space

A place where paranoid and oversensitive people go to feel safe from imaginary problems.

The newest paranoid space is opened to the public.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg March 31, 2019

Dead end paranormal park

A very good show that you should watch

“Hey have you watched dead end paranormal park?”
“yeah man i love that show!”

by The Axolotl Queen July 5, 2022