Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

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Love Parallelogram

3 men fighting for one women, like a love rhombus, but two of the three men end up being gay for each other, ultimately leaving the last man to the woman, or vice versa, the women choosing a man and the other two end up gay for each other.

Their relationship story is so ridiculous, you might as well say it’s a love Parallelogram!

by LittleHoo September 16, 2023

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your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel

Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016

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parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.

Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.

by larry January 1, 2004

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Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

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