1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
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Get the parachute mug.The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
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1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
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