patches

A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.

Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.

Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.

by Brejusjiguis December 2, 2007

patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.

awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!

by ivette July 19, 2006

pinches

When a male (usually a large angry teenager) boasts about things that have never happened

"That kid was supposed to be in at 10pm but came back at 10:01 and boasted about it on facebook"
"He pinches about that sort of stuff all the time"

by ASS_MASTER July 9, 2013

Patches o'houlihan

A bald bitch that is bald not on purpose but by accident.

Gotdamn look at that Patches O'Houlihan ass bitch, she got no hangtime.

by HitsCripWALK January 20, 2013

Panchera

A fucking whore, a cutup, Hood Rat, that walks around thinking that her shit don't stink. Panchera's are known to wear massive amounts of make-up and they shave their eyebrows just so they can draw them back on. Drunk ass, ho will give her ass to anyone. Bottom of the barrel.

That panchera was all drunk, stumbling, and she "accidentally" fell on 6 cocks

by One-Eyed Chris & Bigdoggz June 23, 2011

Panchis

This is the name of a colombian`s girl... she´s beautiful

panchis´s funny

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

parches

Slang Word for "condoms"

Miguel; Tienes los Parches ?
Antonio; Simon Ese !

Miguel; Got the Condoms ?
Antonio; yeah Dude !

by Christian Villalobos November 8, 2007