Osteopelosi

The state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)

Franco Genovese: "Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."

by Genovese, Franco January 8, 2012

ostanz

You are the baddest bitch, go and declare your love to your crush

Ostanz is a bad bich

by Bibuz May 14, 2021

Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

osteoporosis

One of the most seductive words to say to a girl.

I have osteoporosis.

by Manuele Pepe November 11, 2017

ostie

Little flat bread distributed in churchs.

Used as a swear in Quebec in the usual form of esti

1. j'ai mangé une ostie à l'église
2. Toé mon esti!

by soulvacuum January 6, 2005

Ostrabate

The act of standing around trying to decide what to do next. While ostrabating, a lot of time is wasted. Usually occurs in a large group.

Guy 1: why can't we think of something to do?

Guy 2: I know! Why did we stand here and ostrabate for an hour?!?!

Guy 3: We have wasted the better part of an evening!

by Whatthefat July 20, 2010

Ostrich

Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.

"I don't like ostriches, man."

by AmMo9513 February 19, 2013