open goal

When there is a opportunity for a (painfully) evident joke to be made about something.
"...And she said it was really small!"
Someone who just stepped into the conversation:
"Your dick? LOL"
"Come on, dude. I know it was an open goal as soon as I would say that, but was that really necessary...?"
by soup-man October 5, 2017
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Brazilian opener

Sticking an umbrella up a women's pussy and opening it up inside her.
Did you get the Eminem mentioned Brazilian opener in one of his songs?
by Smackdatfatass May 15, 2016
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Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.
Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?
by Beardross January 17, 2008
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open prison

1.A Prison where you are allowed to leave during the day to go to a place of employment, the pub, score crack or just visit the local children's playground.

2.A term used to describe a Pontins Holiday parks. However, open prisons as described in 1 are probably less grubby and better maintained. They are also frequented by fewer petty criminals.
"I've just been on a mini-break to Pontins near Burnham-on-Sea. Would have had a better time at Strangeways"
"I've heard it's a bit of an open prison"
by gonkenstien August 16, 2012
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open-legged

A polite way of saying whore. The phrase is more positive sounding because it sounds like "open-minded". If you use this term you are sure to gain more respect from your street performing female friends.
Naw Mimi isn't a whore...

she's just a very open-legged person!
by KOORVA June 14, 2006
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Open Boobs

Common phrase used by non-english speaking foreign men in hopes of pressuring women to show breast curves, braziers, cleavage, areola(s) and nipples.
Sky: Hi there fella!
Ahmad: (accent) Sky make happy open boobs please quick.
by Mike Money Boats N Hoes March 25, 2011
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open season

The Part of the Year when it is both Legally, and Ecologically, Acceptable to Hunt for Animals,Fish or Game, of a Particular Species.
All the (civilised) Local National Governments set Start and End Dates for the Open Season; and the Closed Season.
These dates can be different for each of the Animals, Fish, or Game Species which a Hunter/Angler wants to target.
In Order to Avoid Being Caught, Arrested and Fined, it is necessary to Find out what the Start and End Dates are for the Open Season; as it applies to the Species of Quarry which YOU want to Hunt.
( The Survival of Species is At Stake; So Don't Risk Being Busted.)
The Fines are, Quite Rightly; VERY PAINFULLY EXPENSIVE.
by Cyril Squirrel April 13, 2007
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