Elf on the Shelf

An Elf on the Shelf is an elf said to be sent by Santa, or from the North Pole, at least. They are said to watch kids be good during December, and report back to Santa if they're not. There are different kinds of elves, and they usually arrive between the day after Thanksgiving and the first week of December, while a kid is between six and eleven years old. They move overnight, often give gifts, and some are very mischievous. They sometimes come with Elf Pets, (either a dog or a reindeer) which stay all year but only move with elves.
"My Elf on the Shelf; Elfie moved into the kitchen last night!" said Clarissa.
by GraciousGirlForever December 08, 2020
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shelf booty

A butt so fat that it seems like a drink could rest on top of it while the person is standing. Can be a compliment or used derogatorily. Not a term that is thrown around for just anyone, only a select few actually have shelf booties. Can also be used as a proper name when referring to a specific person with a shelf booty.
1) "Mmm that girl got a shelf booty, doe, and I'm tryna holler."

2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"

3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."
by bstouttt April 20, 2009
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dog shelf

The floor
"get on the dog shelf where you belong"
by KerrAvon October 10, 2003
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shelf the bitch

to put all your complaints and bitching aside and just enjoy one another.
Jackie just would not stop bitching, so i told her to SHELF IT.

Jodi,I know its horrible about whats going on, but do me a favor, and SHELF THE BITCH.
by jodia October 12, 2006
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shelf scorcher

A revealing piece of clothing such as a bikini or a little black dress that metaphorically burns up the shelf its put on.
That hot black number you’re designing is bound to be a shelf scorcher.
by the great wordsmith April 13, 2011
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boob shelf

The semi-horizontal space created by the top-side of boobs; depth and slope determined by cup size and perkiness.

NOT Boob Shelf.
"When she eats chips, she gets a lot of crumbs on her boob shelf", or "When I sit in my recliner, my kitten likes to nap on my boob shelf."
by Chicadee February 18, 2011
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shelf-ass

Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!
by brandy kim April 19, 2011
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