Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing human being on this planet. He is very sweet, caring, funny, and kind. He is the best boyfriend any girl could ask for. He treats his girl like a princess yet supppper protective. He's super cute and the most loving person you would ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. Jacob puts on a smile even when he's down inside. That shows how strong he really is :))
Jacob is the sweetest and most caring boy out there
by Marissa20<3 December 23, 2016
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy who will give you butterflies when he touches you. he's a sweet, sexy, funny, athletic, smart, lovable man. he's an amazing kisser. he makes your heart sore. when your with him he will have your on an all time high. he treats you like a princess. he makes you feel like theres no one else in the world. he give you the best advice when you need it. he always looks on the brightside of things. you could never go wrong with him. he's deffently a keeper.
#omg jacob is really worth my time
by Baby Jakez March 14, 2017
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Jacob

Smart and handsome. Attracts all the girls. He always knows what to say and can make you laugh.
Jacob is my boyfriend.
by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020
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jacobs

the bollocks and the sack
derived from jacobs crackers
sigma chad: if you dont shut your fuckin mouth im going to cut your jacobs off.
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jacob: im a whore
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Jacob

a name of usually given to a male. The first appearance and the origin of the name Jacob, is speculated to be in the bible, where the same name is used for the son of "Issac". The name Jacob derived from Late Latin Iacobus, from Greek Ἰάκωβος Iakobos and Hebrew יַעֲקֹב.
"Hey I'm having a baby soon, what should I name him?"
"I suggest the name Jacob!"

"Dude, Jacob is such a terrible name."

"I hate the dude Jacob, he is so annoying"
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Jacob is a name used to refer to a guy who is a closet cocksucker. Jacobs spend most of their life being a nuisance to everyone around them including their family. Jacobs typically like to live in their cars parked in peoples driveway because they can't be adult enough to get over the fact that their roommate is fucking someone they liked(despite the fact that jacobs themselves fuck their step brothers partners). Jacobs also like to broadcast anything and everything online because they need the attention or they might just slit their wrists over it. They also have no problems whatsoever violating other peoples boundaries. Jacobs spend most of their time at mellow mushroom shoving their cock in peoples food and pretending to have a good days work even though they know deep down their life is a total failure.
Oh look there's a jacob! Watch out for his man titties before they eat you!
by Shmexyshrek18 July 27, 2021
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