custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

by jizzcock June 16, 2003

vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard

Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard

by Chadthefran April 9, 2017

Pink Custard

Cum mixed with blood

Bitch was on her period so I gave her pink custard.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015

custard hug

The act of hugging a relative who is visiting, usually on a surprise visit that happened just after you've masturbated onto your stomach, leaving no time for cleanup

Aunt Judy showed up at the absolute wrong time, but I didn't have time to change so she got a custard hug

by RedNick73 September 16, 2017

custard sacks

Slang term for a mans testicles.

that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

Custard Kid

Someone who eats custard in a pot with a spoon.

Person a: look at Ryan, he's such a custard kid

by anonymous3748273 May 3, 2022

Cole Custard

Race car driver for Stewart-Haas Racing

Cole Custard is evil >:)

by racingflxmes October 23, 2020