by jizzcock June 16, 2003
The act of hugging a relative who is visiting, usually on a surprise visit that happened just after you've masturbated onto your stomach, leaving no time for cleanup
Aunt Judy showed up at the absolute wrong time, but I didn't have time to change so she got a custard hug
by RedNick73 September 16, 2017
when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
by JDursse October 02, 2007
A Muddy Custard is when you reach climax, and ejaculate into the asshole. You have now created a muddy custard
by DjBunWun March 06, 2019
by Captain Custard September 12, 2014
by The Game Of Toast May 15, 2015
When you pull out to spray your man gravy over your girls chest puppies ,and direct hit your load right in her Adams apple
by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018