The Orphan

The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.

Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.

by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009

Omaha Fugitive

A Group of People that Often play The Fugitive game in Omaha, NE. The game is rapidly expanding throughout the city. www.facebook.com/omahafugitive

The Game is normally played by Upperclassmen, but is open to people of all ages.

Guy 1: "Hey man, theres nothing to do tonight"
Guy 2: " What are you talking about man, Omaha has one of the best fugitive scenes in the Midwest"
Guy 1: " Well, Lets get on the Omaha Fugitive Page and see when the next game is then"

by Omafugitive August 16, 2010

Omaha Hambone

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.

I gave deh bitch a Omaha Hambone, now she gittided a ear infection and a brokded rib.

by bonquiquizenteir October 31, 2009

omph

another word for holy shit, also used in place of the word damn.

your girlfriend misses her period? you respond OMPH!! then you find out you really are the father and you say OMPHHHHHH!!!!!

by The Pharaohs October 29, 2009

East Omaha Nigga

An impossibility. No self respecting nigga would even think about living in east omaha.

He called me an east omaha nigga so I kicked his ass, not because he called me a nigga, but because he said I was from east omaha.

by benth April 14, 2008

Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.

JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.

by Jbrym May 8, 2008

orphan jokes

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.

Why don't orphans' play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How do you stop a bus?

Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)

Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.

by iDonteatorphans June 9, 2011