shower omelette

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.

"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."

by Michael, from Maudlin High October 04, 2017

Out of the omelette

Used to describe something that’s generally normal, boring or standard... not exactly used as an insult.

Opposite of in inside the omelette.

Yeah! I like coors light but it’s abit out of the omelette

by Cadey W. November 25, 2019

kentucky omelette

While in the midst of sex, the girl ,while riding the guy, screams "Giddyup, horsey!" And cracks two raw eggs on her tits

Yo, I heard your girl gave you the Kentucky omelette

Bro, she's not my girl. For that reason

by The Doctor Wahoo April 17, 2016

Milky omelette

An uncomfortable situation. One that’s a little slippery, like too much milk in an omelette.

The business meeting at the strip club was a real milky omelette.

by MilkyPete April 25, 2018

poop omelette

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.

I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days

by PKNdle December 30, 2015

Chicken Omelette

A threesome with a mother and daughter.

Yo, last night I was a part of the hottest chicken omelette!

by DoomRelic September 07, 2020

Riverside Omelette

Two Bang energy drinks and a lotto ticket …am I right?!

I didn’t get much sleep last night, so I had a Riverside Omelette, holding the lotto ticket, this morning. Double booyah!

by Triple Booyah! September 02, 2022