"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."
by Mucker101 October 14, 2012
Get the Slappable Offensemug. When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.
The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.
I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.
I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.
by Don E Darko July 9, 2022
Get the Offense Archeologistmug. 1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.
2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
by Downstrike September 26, 2004
Get the capital offensemug. by I am a lineman August 26, 2019
Get the Offensive Linemanmug. Get someone to realise the truth about themselves in just a few words and yes ofcourse it going to hurt hence the word offensive.
the student calls the teacher a moreon ... and ofcourse that the truth if he/she has to sit to sit there looking at the teacher talk for bloody two hours. the teacher will find the word a form of offensive language.
by poison me March 7, 2012
Get the offensive languagemug. A phrase used to describe the interaction between male and female, specifically in the context of courtship, as if the man were bombarding the woman with his charm.
Usually, when someone is on the charm offensive, they tend to exclude or ignore others in order to channel all of their social energy in on one person, who they have designated as their goal.
The term can also describe female behavior towards a man.
Usually, when someone is on the charm offensive, they tend to exclude or ignore others in order to channel all of their social energy in on one person, who they have designated as their goal.
The term can also describe female behavior towards a man.
1. Ricky: (Looking at Peter, who is standing alone with a woman at a party, probably in a corner) Wow, look at him go...
Ricky's Mate: Yeah, he's on the charm offensive for sure
2. Peter: (To Ricky) Sorry i didn't really catch you last night, i was on the charm offensive
Ricky: Yeah i could tell...I doubt you got lucky though- misdirected energy really..
Ricky's Mate: Yeah, he's on the charm offensive for sure
2. Peter: (To Ricky) Sorry i didn't really catch you last night, i was on the charm offensive
Ricky: Yeah i could tell...I doubt you got lucky though- misdirected energy really..
by RickyRankin' May 5, 2010
Get the Charm Offensivemug. An offensive act perpetrated by a social networking site "friend" that results in permanently unfriending the individual.
Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:
1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children
Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:
1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children
Rod committed the worst of all unfriendable offenses; I asked him about his wife and kids and he told me what he was doing to his penis.
by tampa_girl_33611 April 28, 2010
Get the Unfriendable Offensemug.