older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

out of order

Meaning its wrong or its crazy

"you're outta orda!"
"that stupid little kid just stole 20 bucks from me, hes outta orda!"

by kAuZ October 7, 2003

italian restraining order

A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone

That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!

by ParkRoote April 11, 2008

ODer

Shorter version of the term “Online Dater”. They can be found in variety types of games.

Stranger 1: Hey there, cutie. ;)
Stranger 2: Um...hi?
Stranger 1: Wanna go on a d8?

Stranger 2: Bitch, I don’t know who the hell you are.
Stranger 1: You don’t need to know.

Stranger 2: I can be like 30 and you can be like 5, you fucking retard. Plus, you can’t be an ODer.
Stranger 1: But it’s for fun.
Stranger 2: “Fun”
FBI: Did I hear the word fun from an ODer. Fuck that. Come here, you D I S G U S T A N G ODer.

by Totally Justin Bieber June 14, 2018

ODer

Short for Online-Dater.
A person who dates people online.
You can tell if someone is ODing by how they look, how they act, and how they interact with other people.

ODer: Hi, handsome! Can you be my boyfriend?
You: Go away, ODer! Im reporting you for ODing!

by RadRaichu7 May 10, 2019

National Older Sister Day

A day to appreciate to older sisters. Older sister who have helped your mother out by technically being the second mom get recognized.

Happy national older sister day sis!

by dianacional February 4, 2021

New Business Order

An emergent trend in the world of business and corporates where big takes over many smalls engaged in a variety of industries among other practises

New Business Order is the New World Order! Just look at Google... first the cyberspace, then hardware... and now energy! What next? Google insurance and Google chocolate chip cookies?
*Larry Paige and Sergey Brin laugh manically in the background*

by Der Gelb Baron July 28, 2010