An "Oakley" is a really cool person that's from Europe. This term is specifically used on Scottish people.
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Get the Oakley mug.A Siberian Wooly Husky that was birthed by a homosexual couple in Georgia. Oakley was adopted by a married couple in Hagerstown, MD. Oakley likes to aggresivley hunt small game animals and chew bully sticks. He loves walks and spending time with his best friend woody the wood pecker. Even though he is very aggressive and possessive over food and literally every material item. He also loves to complain about his living conditions.
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by chickeneater5000 November 29, 2024
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It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
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