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Jack Oakley

The hottest kid you will ever meet
"Wow he is Jack Oakley"
by Buttered Cornflakes June 20, 2023
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Oakley Morrison

The true most perfect boy to ever live, he is an absolute Angel and will cherish your heart forever
Oakley Morrison? You mean the literal definition of perfection right??
by Roryisgay August 13, 2023
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Shake your Oakley

A boy who shakes his fat gyat
Come on baddies, shake your Oakley
by Easymoneysniper35 May 3, 2024
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Oakley

A man with a big heart, and an even bigger cock.
Yeah Oakley has a big cock, but he has a big heart too :(
by Artichumi April 3, 2022
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Oakleys

The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.

It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*

(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??

Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
by someone malignant December 26, 2024
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Oakley

Oakley is the best doggie in the whole world he is the only thing that can stop wars, hunger, sadnesses and depression he is lovely
Oakley is a good boy
by Milk* December 2, 2022
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