numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

numry

A thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in paper for smoking.

I have the silly brains from that "Numry" , I need a "Numry"

by GayBlokesFTB December 10, 2020

Nummy

Nummy is a cooler way of saying awkward. You can also express the feeling of awkwardness with "nums" for short. No, nummy does not mean "tasty," as you might think. It is nummy that people think that...

"That kid thinks nummy means yummy"
"Nummy, breh!

"Wow, didn't those two just break up, but now they're best friends?"
"Totally nums breh!"

by 206SWAGBOI September 8, 2011

numping

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

by Bill4b August 28, 2006

Numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

nump

the dude that sings the nutshack's theme (dead meme)

nump: it's the nutshack!
i got grapes, whatcha watching son?

by FlashlightMemelord March 3, 2018

Numpty

Somebody who's stupid. Basically me, stripped of my privileges.

Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."

by ChristeenG May 31, 2018