Salty mc Nalty

The act of sliding your hand on the side of your scrotum and receiving sweat and smacking your friend in the face with it.

Dude I gave Adam a wet salty mc nalty yesterday!

by blalblalb August 7, 2009

Nutty L

An l (or blunt)that is filled with the cooking spice Nutmeg, which contains some of the same substances found in ecstasy that can be used to get a person feeling a trip-like effect for up to 48 hours when taken in large doses. Preferably around 2 table spoons.

"Hey Rick let's smoke a nutty l so we could trip for the next 2 days."

"I can't smoke a nutty l today because I have work tomorrow night"

by MurkyWaters April 20, 2009

Nutty Royale

1 - during oral sex, after the man deposits his steamy gunk on the woman's (or man's) face, he uses his testicles to rub the cum all over the face, making sure every square inch is covered

2 - also during oral sex, but instead the load is held inside the mouth while the balls are licked/gargled

1

Josh: Holy shit im about to blow!
Sam: Wait I don't wanna swallow this time. I wanna feel it all over my face, give me a Nutty Royale.

2

Charlie: Dude, my balls got all jizzy last night.
Ian: Another guy's?!
Charlie: Nah, gave some girl the nutty royale.
Ian: Oh i see

by anian August 17, 2010

Nutty Hunter

A sexual act in which a man takes a shit, throws it in the freezer and then has buttsex with a woman using said frozen turd as the penetrator.

Basically, a Nutty Hunter is reverse pooping.

by FONtheCON January 13, 2008

nutyang

When adjusting yourself, you scatch under your sweaty nuts (balls) and the collection of moisture, dirt and dead cells get stuck under your fingernails.

I could feel the nutyang under my nails, after I scratched my nuts of the this very hot day.

by knklhd April 30, 2011

Double Decker Nutty Pleasure

something unbeknownst to man, only know to be involving two people, nuts, and lots of pleasure.

Joe and Nick researced for years, but could never find the true meaning of the Double Decker Nutty Pleasure.

by nixxxxxxck October 22, 2009

Naulty

Adj. filthy; disgustingly dirty; filled or smeared with offensive matter.
Syn. 'Nasty'

Pretty much a mix of nasty, naughty, and filthy.

See Nault (noun).

"That is one naulty motherfucker."

"OOoooooo, naulty!"

"This place is really naulty."

"Let's get naulty!"

by Dalhousie April 11, 2009