Norwegian Ninja

Norwegian politician and diplomat Arne Treholt, who in 1985 was convicted of high treason and espionage on behalf of the Soviet Union and Iraq. Commander of the Norwegian Ninja Force, under the supervision and protection of its founder and guardian HM King Olav V of Norway.

Wikipedia

1. "At One with the Cosmos, like a Norwegian Ninja!"

2. Norwegian Ninja: "A true guardian of the norwegian laws of nature and way of life!"

3. HM King Olav V, on Commander Treholt:
"All gave some, Some gave all!"
Norsk:"ALLE GA NOE, NOEN GA ALT"

by Chevalier de Balibari July 9, 2010

Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.

Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.

by Awob603 March 11, 2010

norwegian

Everyone thinks that a Norwegian person is blonde, have blue eyes and have very light skin. That's so not true..! I know, cuz I'm Norwegian, and I'm tired of people always asking me if I have collared my hear and if I'm using collared contacts. And we actually have very warm summers and its not always freezing, just so you know.

-Where do you come from?
-Norway..?
-Oh... Have you collared your hear?
-Um... No? Why?
-Isn't every Norwegian person blonde?
*Me walking away*

by MoiKristine May 13, 2007

Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

Norwegia

(nor-wee-jaa) noun

1. The way the PCOO (Preferring Coconuts Over Others), refer to the beautiful country of Norway.

2. Creating a new country by raising the level of misspelling to a science.

Because Indonesians come from Indonesia, and Russians come from Russia, Norwegians come from Norwegia.

"The Beatles just re-released their song 'Norwegia Wood.'" -- Reg Ramos

The Unity Nations just added Norwegia as its newest member.

by Tribz June 16, 2018

Pasted a Raging Norwegian

A regional expression found in Scandanavia, meaning to masturbate to ejaculation.

Don't come in here, I just pasted a raging Norwegian and the place is a mess.

by cubberina July 4, 2010

norwegian pile driver

sex position involving a woman jumping off a ladder and landing on her partners dick

i had to go to the hospital because i attempted the norwegian pile driver

by ZombieShogun October 10, 2009