nobify

to magically grow a penis

(either a man or a woman can do this)
(the man can only do this if he hasn't got one)

advert voice: DO YOU NEED A NOB? . . . THEN COME DOWN TODAY TO FRANK'S NOB GROWING EMPORIUM WE'VE GOT POTIONS THAT'LL NOBIFY YOU RIGHT UP!!

by oLi135790264 May 27, 2009

f'noitch

'fucking annoying bitch'.

*girl rams into guys car.*
Guy: "That's f'noitch!"

by Lucky October 30, 2003

nonito

A Fuzzy is another word for nonito.

A Fuzzy that is awesome to be around.

A Fuzzy that you want to keep in your pocket.

Violet: guess what!

Heagan: what?

Violet: I found a Fuzzy (nonito) in my pocket today.

Heagan: Oh wow! your on lucky girl.

Violet: No Heanga, I'm a happy girl.

by violatin 17 August 25, 2009

nobot

1. any type of person who always sees the negative in any situation.
2. any group of people who march in lockstep against anything

The republican nobots are dissing the prez again.

by snowtoad December 23, 2010

Noited

Adjective

1 To be killed or destroyed in a precise yet entirely coincidental way.

"Who would've thought that." mumbled the guard, "He'd be noited by a crocodile AND the prey it was hunting."

by Edward Blackhurst December 20, 2019

Nomit

Food or drink that shoots out of your nose while you are eating and suddenly laugh or sneeze.

I was eating my fries when I suddenly laughed at her joke, nomit came flying out my nose.

by williekc December 26, 2008

Noobitron

Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.

Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.

by Scotty TJ December 4, 2010