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Neurodney

a larger than normal erection that occurs on very rare but enjoyable occaisions.
"That girl was so foxey that I got my neurodney!"
by AlsPalHal July 14, 2009
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Necronomicon

Thought to be a fictional book referenced in H.P. Lovecraft stories. There have been others who say that there is an actual book that was used by people of the Occult to summon zombies and who knows what else.
There is an actual Necronomicon, but it goes by another name.
The actual Necronomicon is a book by the author Stephenie Meyer, called, 'Breaking Dawn'.

This book is so incredibly evil, that those who read it end up emotionally, and even sometimes physically scarred. Some people have even died from its affect.
Person 1: Dude, you hear about that girl, Melissa? She apparently read 'Breaking Dawn' and now she's in lockdown at the local hospital.

Person 2: Who knew that the Necronomicon would turn out to be an actual book?
by fdsfsgfdg May 20, 2009
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Necronegronomicon

The highly sought after and elusive book of dead negros. It's purportedly buried somewhere in the vast country ghetto landscape of Birmingham, Alabama. This book has vast powers not unlike the Ark of the Covenant except it's bad, very bad and for the negro who possesses this book will become an avatar of black power and prowess.
We got's to find the Necronegronomicon so's we can kill all the leprechauns in dem trees.
by G. Latinous June 12, 2008
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necronovelist

An author who writes primarily about death and things relating to death and violence.
This author who has a largely morbid way of thinking and expressing through his/her works.
"Edgar Allen Poe is one of the most influential necronovelists of all time."
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necronanofelcher

1. one who fucks dead dwarves in the ass and then sucks the cum back out with a straw.
see also felcher

2. a bad human being
2. Sean ate my last tapioca pudding. That fucking necronanofelcher!
by alan smithy November 1, 2005
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Negronomy

The science of using plant- and soil-based scientific principles in order to manage land and soils for the production of food that black people like (e.g. watermelon, black-eyed peas, sweet potatoes, collards and other greens).
Food production scientists rely on the principles of NEGRONOMY in their day-to-day work.
by Chet von Dillsworth November 21, 2006
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necronomicon

The book that causes and Army of undead to arise which Ash totally wastes with his mad ass chain saw.
by JP May 5, 2003
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