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Nerped a Lumby

When managing money paid by others and pooled for future disbursement on their behalf, and you feel the urge to take some for yourself as an unapproved "service fee".
"I hear that Tristan collected all of the funds from everyone for our Fantasy Football League but he Nerped a Lumby; so now we are way short of funds in the pool."
by Saundoggy April 6, 2022
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social nerpes

A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.
"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"
by Squob to Gob June 17, 2012
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Circle Nurple

When three men get into a tub and they rub a dub dub on each others nipples. This is a strange variation of the purple nurple and three men in a tub nursery rhyme.
Get everyone together, the hot tub is on. We can have a good ol fashioned Circle Nurple.

Dude, you want to do a Circle Nurple tonight? Not if you are going to be rough again. My nipps hurt for three weeks after the last one!
by AntMan December 15, 2013
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ultraviolet nurple

An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)
I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.
by chadsuperhero December 19, 2013
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Purple Nurple

To squeeze a man's nipples extremely hard, usually resulting in, hence the name, purple nurples.
My friend Dale just gave me a purple nurple! It hurt so bad I Had to cover them with my hands! Now's they're turning purple!
by dudeguy4life February 23, 2017
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full nurple

When your really nipping hard and you can see it through your shirt
"Damn, it's so cold out and I'm going full nurple."
by AnnSay May 29, 2017
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Nerdle

One who revolves their life around the use of a laptop computer, while other options are available they choose not to use them.
Chad is such a nerdle he even orders his Island's food online.

Chad is a nerdle because he will not go anywhere without his MAC laptop.
by Chelissa Froepel January 7, 2009
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