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mutual masturbation

Two people in close vicinity to one another touching their own groin areas in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Two women touching each other's genitals is called SEX. Two women curled up together on the bed touching their own genitals is MUTUAL MASTURBATION.
I lay on my side, her fingers twining the hair at the back of my neck, my right hand rubbing my clit hard, her left hand between her own thighs, her breath exploding against my forehead, damn this mutual masturbation thing is great!
by Master S. Bation March 21, 2004
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Mutual Misunderstanding

An event that can occur when two or more people have a conversation about something mutually understood to both individuals, yet neither needs to (or can) explain it in words. Prevalent in the 420 community.
Steve: Hey Mike, pass me that thing over there.
Mike: Yeah man *passes said "thing"*.
Ryan: Definitely a mutual misunderstanding right there.
*Steve passes to Ryan*
Steve: Yeah whatever, hit that bowl
by Reefers215420 June 19, 2011
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mutual masterbation

Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.
When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.
by Jonathon C June 18, 2006
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mutual oral sex

Me and my wife had mutual oral sex last night and it was really good.
by ORIGINATEDGENIO June 19, 2017
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mutual dump

- when both people end a relationship together

- when both people are to blame for being dumped
- yo man it was a mutual dump !
by dumpydoo8 May 11, 2010
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Mutual Friend Explosion (MFE)

the phenomenon of meeting a new person that you have zero friends in common with, friend-requesting them, and within a few short weeks/months you suddenly have tons of friends in common
ummm... I barely knew you last month, and now you have leeched all my friends... MUTUAL FRIEND EXPLOSION (MFE)
by Nizzlelicious July 10, 2010
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mutual admiration society

A circle jerk bunch of people who stroke each other, while each individual maintains an interest mostly in his/her own good feeling.
In search of a boost after a down month, Peggy submitted an application for Sue's local mutual admiration society. She concluded with, "I know we've never met-- but your hair looks great!"
by FustyBaloneyFlaps February 11, 2014
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