Murdocking

The act of masturbating in public secretly

-looking across the table- "Hunter, where you murdocking? "

by Tadius March 12, 2012

murdock high school

probably the smallest high school in massachusetts. 7-12th grade. no ones heard of it even though it was on the news for about a year for having so many bomb threats and having one of the lowest mcas scores in the state. the town spent all its money on building the school that no one goes to so the outside looks like a castle but the inside looks like crap

i graduated from murdock high school, how uncool is that?

by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

Matt Murdock

Matt Murdock, the cutest cinnamon vigilante roll out there.

Is an altar boy who attends church every Sunday and has holy water and a braille bible on his nightstand

He’s also a really good lawyer

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: oh, that perfect blind cutie who throws his cane in ally’s followed by hard core parkour and an un necessary amount of flips?
Person 1: yea
Person 2: oh that’s Matt Murdock

by Matt_reid_supremacy March 6, 2022

Murdochered

When a whistle-blower dies soon after revealing secret, sensitive information that has the potential to damage, or damages, the reputations of very powerful people, or after having harmed their financial interests.

Sean Hoare, the first person to link former News of the World editor Andy Coulson to Britain's phone hacking scandal, was found dead Monday. Police say his death is not considered suspicious. Sounds like he was Murdochered.
Other possible Murdochered victims: Dr David Kelly, JFK, Norma Jeane Baker, Maurice Bishop, Salvador Allende, Pavle Bulatovic, Roberto Calvi.

by ZAJ July 19, 2011

MURDOCK STICK

A large 30"-36" dowell wooden stick, encased in a metal pipe; primary use is as a weapon of mass destruction. Named after Charles Murdock, legendary street fighter.

'Behave, or I will whack you with my imposing Murdock stick, bub."

by buddyrayx January 28, 2007

Murdocked

Inspired by the Murdoch saga, a condition in which one finds oneself to be in dire straits -- can be one's own doing or brought about by external elements

The frequent cases of corporate espionage left the company owners Murdocked

by cyclopsee July 20, 2011

Murdocking

When a professor is holding your grades hostage.

Sally took her exam in anatomy and physiology last Tuesday. Today is Tuesday of the following week and her grades are still not posted. Her professor is murdocking her with her grades; poor Sally.

by Gradepolice February 13, 2018