munter gatherer

a man with a reputation for bedding ugly women.

*did you see that bird Steve went home with last night?

*Christ yeah, he's a right munter gatherer that one.

by hawaiian sam December 9, 2008

4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.

i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

by the creator ;) December 13, 2010

Munned

To lack foresight. To be duped into something. To unwittingly enter into an agreement which, to the average human, will result in an obvious negative consequence.

Shopper: ‘How much for this apple?’

Shopkeeper: ‘Well, normally it’s 25p however, today we are offering it at a discounted rate of 24p, if you also purchase this shiney poo sandwich for £2.49’

Shopper ponders: ‘Sounds like a bargain…I'll have 2 please’

Shopper gets Munned.

by The Urban Fox Hunter September 25, 2009

Gunt Munter

A male who likes to engage is sexual activities with overweight females. He is munting her gunt, therfore, he is a Gunt Munter.

A: I hear Bill is doing quite well for himself with the ladies these days. What a legend!
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.

by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018

Millie Munter

(n) Fat uniformed schoolgirl with glasses.

She's a right millie munter.

by Keith Burtons March 6, 2009

Double Muted

When you come up with a brilliant idea during your conference call only to find out, that after 5 minutes of speaking nobody heard a word because you were muted in-app

"So guys I'm going for lunch. Also, Jeff, I can see you are trying to talk, but we can’t hear you. Maybe you are double muted? Try to check your settings. Cya."

by Rare Crew July 8, 2020

Muntey

1. "Money" but with a little stank on it.

2. Dirty money
3. Humorous variant of "Money" deriving from the dialectical affectation of inserting non-morphemic dental consonants in commonly-used words.

Bob: "All the muntey in the world couldn't perk up them droobies!"

by BigMuntey April 22, 2015