Mutchies

A shorter way to describe mutual friends you have with another person on facebook.

Person One: I see we have 4 mutchies on facebook.
Person Two: Yeah... I didn't know we had so many mutchies.

by punctualpunctuater November 2, 2009

mulch

Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose

"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"

by Mulchmeister December 28, 2005

Mulch

Refers to cannabis/marijuana.

You boys smokin' some mulch?

by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009

Mulching

The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint

Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.

by LegitGamerGirl May 26, 2019

miltch cow

someone with saggy boobs

she such a miltch cow

by shino4543 June 26, 2009

mulch

Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.

I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.

by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 4, 2013

Mutch

A clutch handbag designed for a Man's use.

Or a Man holding a clutch handbag.

Look at that man holding that clutch! What a MUTCH!

by Gifts of the Vagi May 27, 2009