oklahoma ass muffler

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea

The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement

by SickRN February 2, 2017

Truck Muffler

An anal Whore, or someone who sleeps with random people and enjoys chodes.

I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was just a Dirty Truck Muffler.

by Whalesdude November 7, 2007

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009

Cock Muffler

A person of any sex who enjoys deep throating.

Danielle is such a cock muffler she took that dick all the way..... Balls deep

by wknd1warrior February 16, 2009

Muffler

A technique for eating a girl out involving vibrating or humming your lips on the vagina.

Daniel used the muffler on Kelly and she came like a broken fire hydrant.

by KearnyMesaBowl June 26, 2017

Mexican Muffler

A car muffler that hangs down so low or creates so much vibration that it sounds like the muffler's many Mexican males purposely place onto their cars to make them appear to be more powerful than they really are

Dude, my car's getting to the point where I've a Mexican Muffler on the thing, and driving on the highway, everyone looks at me funny.

by LadyK January 3, 2007

fart muffler

A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".

Hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car?
Dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?

by BBRX8 October 31, 2009