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Muldered

When a guy says he will get you a beer and doesn't; When said person says he "forgot his wallet"; When said person sleeps on your couch.
Man, we went to White Castle last night and he "muldered" me.
by Joe Joe the Idiot Boy May 29, 2011
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British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021
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mulder syndrome

when a character in a story makes predictions with no grounding in facts or logic that always turns out correct. usually this person proves everyone else around him/her wrong no matter how much sense THOSE people were making.
Harry had a serious case of Mulder Syndrome in Deathly Hallows
by bumpty May 2, 2010
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Murder on the Orient Express

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse during a period of menstruation.
I can't tonight, it'd be Murder on the Orient Express
by steveysham January 20, 2011
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poop murder

1) A large volume of feces in a toilet that resembles a murder scene.

2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.

3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.
1) "oh lord! There's so much poop in there it looks like someone got murdered."

2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."

3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."
by Big Sugar Rivers August 9, 2012
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Potential Ax Murderer

A Potential Ax Murderer (a.k.a. PAM) is someone you have been introduced to through friends, Tinder or online dating, but haven't yet met in person. Until you can check them out yourself, you always have to be cautious in case they turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer or Bunny Boiler.
P: Have you met that hottie you were matched with on Tinder?
R: Nah. We'll probably hook up later in the week.
P: Watch out she doesn't turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer!
by On the level [---o---] September 16, 2014
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murder central

Last hotel room nearest the stairwell- easy entry and exit for an intruder and if the victim fights back, fifty percent less chance of being
heard. Rooms only on one side.
Officer: We got a dead body in Room 315.
*they walk to the room, it's the only room on the one side, nearest to the stairwell*
Investigator: Damn, our vic was staying in murder central!
by Behind Blue Eyes February 28, 2005
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