MudPie

When partners shit on each other's faces during sex, open mouthed. Partners may like the taste of shit, or be just very horny. Don't recommend unless you masturbate to "tub-girl." Also, someone should totally make a movie about that, lets get the credits rolling!

Ex:
Partner #1 "Hey baby, wanna come over for a little while?"
Partner #2 "Hell yes!"
Partner #1 "Don't eat tonight, I am making dinner. MudPies, from the fresh."
Partner #2 "I can almost taste that shit of yours. The way it slowly falls into my mouth, like a slow motion avalanche. I love it when shit gets in my eyes, glazing my vision so i only see brown. I love the way it chokes me, blocking my windpipe. So all I can do is swallow, and gobble it all up. I get the feeling as if i am dying, and the only thing that matters to me is shit. We can do ass to ass, maybe connect a tube between our holes. Endless black holes. And then it will all come gushing out, of every hole in our bodies. And we will watch it and kiss, loving each other until it hurts. "
Partner #1" WTF is wrong with you?! I was joking! *Gets bible* Read, you need Jesus!!!"
Partner #2" Last time I needed Jesus, he shot my leg and stabbed me twice."
Partner #1"I'm breaking up with you. It's over. Oh and Jesus, well, we have known each other for a while. As in know every square inch of our bodies. BAI BITCH!"
Partner #2" NOOOOO"
And then partner #1 nae nae's 'till the end with Jesus.

10/10 took 10 mins to write

by Hiia_tfm January 4, 2016

mudpie cream special

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

memphis mudpie

When having anal intercourse with a realitive, and ejaculating inside. Then having that person shitting it out, "making a creamy mudpie"

i was at the family reunion last week. Gave my cousin the a nasty Memphis mudpie.

by batman0069 February 7, 2019

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023

Casty Mudpie

The act of funneling pudding into your rectum and shitting it out

I can’t believe Cole left a casty mudpie on Jessica’s floor last night.

by TheMcDuff March 28, 2023

Manchester Mudpie

Ejaculating into a man's anus and then eating the shit that comes out after

"I've just seen a guy Richard get a Manchester Mudpie outside Victoria station... It was awesome."

by MannyMudspuds69 May 20, 2018

mudpie

eating your wife's dooky hole after she has taken a dump

becky likes it when i eat her mudpie hole after she takes a hot stinky crap and the smell of poop is still fresh. I get such a boner from tasting her chocolate lava cake.

by browneyes123456 April 27, 2010