An absolute god. Mahali will tackle you for one of three reasons: 1) competitiveness 2) random energy burst or 3) to show you that she thinks you are a respectable mighty sir. If you are not getting ‘bashed’ by her, she either doesn’t like you, she feels like you are unable to cope with a ‘bashing’ because you are injured or get hurt easily, or she feels like she isn’t close enough with you. She really means no harm by it, but if you can’t deal with Mahali’s ‘bashing’, seriously tell her to stop.
Mahali is buff, both physically and mentally. She’ll speak her mind if someone’s in the wrong and she will try to protect her friends if someone’s hurting them. She can be quite scary if you make her mad.
Mahali truly has too much energy and is way too competitive for her own good. Breaking bones and injuries could quite literally be a hobby for her with how frequent it is.
Remember Mahali is a buff, almighty god so if you see her around, give her a solid high-five (with a clean hand).
Mahali is buff, both physically and mentally. She’ll speak her mind if someone’s in the wrong and she will try to protect her friends if someone’s hurting them. She can be quite scary if you make her mad.
Mahali truly has too much energy and is way too competitive for her own good. Breaking bones and injuries could quite literally be a hobby for her with how frequent it is.
Remember Mahali is a buff, almighty god so if you see her around, give her a solid high-five (with a clean hand).
by Squidling Lord June 4, 2021
Get the Mahali mug.A white marble and a very beautiful mausoleum built at Agra, India, by the Mogul emperor Shah Jahan for his beloved wife, Mumtaj Mahal.A very distinguished one of the palace, was a seven world wonder! It was build in memory of his beauty queen, Mumtaj Mahal whom he desparately missed because of her sudden departure from him for her everlasting destination. It is beautifully designed and richly decorated that none can deny visiting once in a lifetime.
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Get the Taj Mahal mug.A combination of two different cultural phrases to create the universal "please and thank you" phrase.
Por favor meaning "please" in Spanish.
Mahalo meaning "thank you" in Hawaiian.
Phrase is usually said immediately following the question, without giving the person being asked time to respond.
*Phrase coined by Z-Dawg during the fall of 2008.
Por favor meaning "please" in Spanish.
Mahalo meaning "thank you" in Hawaiian.
Phrase is usually said immediately following the question, without giving the person being asked time to respond.
*Phrase coined by Z-Dawg during the fall of 2008.
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Get the por favor, mahalo mug.An arabic/eastern european-sounding salutation unique to eastern Colorado. Meaning hello, goodbye, peace unto you, has anyone seen my car keys?, and wazzup.
Mahalla, my vertically challenged friend!
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Get the Mahal Kita mug.A nice, smart, beautiful girl that is way out of your league so stop trying. She is usually popular and won’t ever notice you. If your so very extremely lucky to have a Mahalia as you girlfriend or just in your life the you probably just got all the rest of the boys mad because you got a Mahalia and they don’t. Anyway Mahalia will not like you but you will always like her. Well at least in my experience.
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Get the Mahalia mug.The process by which an established internet entrepreneur employs thousands of happy part-time and full-time web content writers, followed by eating all of their souls in one fell swoop.
This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.
For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.
More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that
has not built up to $150 worth.
A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.
This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.
For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.
More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that
has not built up to $150 worth.
A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.
Mahalageddon occurred famously at Mahalo.com, June 23 2010, at the hands of its founder Jason "Lucifer" Calacanis.
by Jason Lucifer Calacanis June 27, 2010
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