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Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.
Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.
by WillyH June 6, 2017
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mozzy sticks

A shortened and cooler version of pronouncing mozzarella Sticks.
Person 1: Yo those elongated pieces of battered or breaded mozzarella are the shit!
Person 2: You mean Mozzy Sticks?
Person 1: that's dope fam.
by TheTri-Pod August 14, 2017
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Mozzletoff

1. A name given to someone when one has mozzled someone's toff, in plain words, when someone has sexual relations with a Jew, but ONLY while being intoxicated. This certain situation involves anal intercourse and the Jew deficating on the mozzler's chest.
1. "Lastnight I drank WAY too much at a party and this morning I woke up a Mozzletoff. I hate Wodka. My chest is still brown."

2. "Fill up my cup, MOZZLETOFF!"
by MozzleToff Expert USA July 26, 2009
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Mozzie

A tiny ant with a motorcycle helmet that has a sexual attraction to spiders, armed with a tiny ass AR, a shitty pistol and his almost never used drone hacking device, if you main mozzie, chances are that you are 8 years old
Guy 1: Goddammit, Mozzie stole my drone.
Guy 2:Chill out, he won't use it anyway
by Another fucking Fuze July 17, 2020
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Mad Mozzarella

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.
by A. Quick December 9, 2008
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mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.
Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!
by xtremegirls August 3, 2011
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Mozzarella Milk

The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.
"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"
by Odysseus1 September 28, 2017
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