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Rusty Moose

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.
"I had to give Emma a Rusty Moose last night. She hasn't seen action in a long time, eh?
by RustyMooser69 May 15, 2018
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Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...
"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"
by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021
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Rocking that Moose Knuckle

When a female balances herself on the corner of a desk with her vagina and lefts off the ground rocking back and forth.
“Dang it Janet! She’s over there again rocking that moose knuckle!!!!”
by BNVD502 August 19, 2019
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Rusty Moose

-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.
Guy 1: I got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose
by T-Bucket October 24, 2011
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ride the moose

Similar to warm it up, riding the moose is the act of beginning an event or starting the festivities; usually a party.
Clutch, I'm ready to party. Go ride the moose.
by fragilenerd January 9, 2007
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The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.
Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.
by m3ow April 18, 2010
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rotten moose cabbage

One who smells of rotting moosey cabbageness.
My god Kevin smells like rotten moose cabbage.
by Tracy March 27, 2003
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